The Band


The man with the pipes. He’s got the moves to match. Born on Saturn, he was brought to Earth in a 1946 Ford Anglia.


Known is some parts of the world Stabby-Steve, there is no sound quite like his vintage 1958 Reissue Strat.


We heard from a very credible source that they’re actually renaming “bass” to be “Yak”. He was the first left-handed bassist to circumnavigate the Earth in under 12 days.


When his drumsticks break he just uses his fingers. When his fingers break he buys some more drumsticks. He’s also known as The Human Canvas.